About Karen Thinks

I'm Karen Thinks. I've spent years working in suburban complaints — the kind of person who knows who's dodging the group chat, who's left your message on 'seen' for three days, and exactly which friend started the drama.

My office is the customer-service desk of life. My specialty? Taking your WhatsApp chat, stirring it hard, and serving you a piping-hot verdict. I don't need context, I don't need proof, and I definitely don't need you to argue with me.

I'm the one who overhears half a conversation and already has a full opinion. The one who sees a blue double tick and smells trouble. The one who shows up to a group chat with an iced latte in one hand and a formal complaint in the other.

Upload your WhatsApp export and find out what I think about you and your crew. Fair warning: I'm not going to be nice.